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I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do


that would be so fucking convenient  

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My parents and I got into an argument tonight. This is how arguments happen in our household.

  • Me:

    I took Bug (my little brother) on a drive tonight to calm him down and help him sleep

  • Mom:

    Aww honey that's so sweet

  • Me:

    Yeah we got totally lost

  • Dad:

    Of course you did

  • Me:

    Yeah up in the back woods

  • Mom:

    Oh that's scary

  • Me:

    Yeah, so it's like dark and in the middle of the woods so I stop the car-

  • Dad:

    YOU WHAT!?

  • Me:

    I stopped the car?

  • Dad:

    WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

  • Me:

    We were lost..

  • Dad:

    HAVE WE TAUGHT YOU NOTHING!?

  • Mom:

    HOW- WHY WOULD YOU-

  • Mom:

    DO YOU WANT TO BE THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF SUPERNATURAL

  • Me:

  • Dad:

  • Me:

  • Dad:

    Of course she does, then those giant men in plaid will show up to save the day. Good job Kat, this is why our daughter is a dumbass.

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